The Francis Cartoons - In Which Life Aquatic With Francis Ostrichman

The Francis Cartoons

Comic 97 - In Which Life Aquatic With Francis Ostrichman

In Which Life Aquatic With Francis Ostrichman
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1st Jul 2021, 9:00 AM



It’s summer of ‘75 all over again!!!!!!
Don’t go into the water!

24th Jun 2021, 2:37 PM edit delete reply

Yup! Sometimes its a giant shark, and sometimes its a bunch of trout. Either way, if you want to just have a nice swim, they can be a pain in the ass.

24th Jun 2021, 3:34 PM edit delete reply

I’m sure I can see a starfish!

24th Jun 2021, 5:22 PM edit delete reply

Did it wink at you?

24th Jun 2021, 5:32 PM edit delete reply

...the chocolate variety ?

30th Jun 2021, 9:27 AM edit delete reply

Hmm? How is it that Francis can stuff so many fish up his butt like that?

24th Jun 2021, 8:12 PM edit delete reply

Ostrich Yoga.

24th Jun 2021, 9:23 PM edit delete reply

Francis is in need of an analgesic *STAT*

24th Jun 2021, 9:01 PM edit delete reply

When is he NOT on them? Look at that twinkle in his eye.

24th Jun 2021, 9:22 PM edit delete reply

It's still rowlocks!

24th Jun 2021, 9:40 PM edit delete reply

I wonder how the fish discern and maintain their trajectories, how Francis will explain it to his colorectal surgeon and how he manages to talk underwater!

27th Jun 2021, 7:59 PM edit delete reply

I'm tempted to just cite "cartoon logic," but that would be the easy way out.

Since fish have their eyes on the sides of their heads, I'd say they can't see in front of them and therefore rely in the the movements of the fish they swim along side of. If said fish don't turn, then our fish don't turn, and hence they end up in the backside of an ostrichman.

His colorectal surgeon will do almost anything for the right amount of cocaine...which isn't that much actually...include mind his own business.

As for how he talks underwater...prerecorded audio clips. Turns out Florence (the pig) is something of a quantum physics savant and calculated precisely what would happen (with in a small range of predictability) on their future swimming adventure, somehow communicated this to Francis, who in turn recorded the audio that you can now read in the cartoon bubbles.

27th Jun 2021, 9:27 PM edit delete reply

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