The Francis Cartoons - In which Francis Has Visitors

The Francis Cartoons

Comic 45 - In which Francis Has Visitors

In which Francis Has Visitors
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1st Jul 2021, 9:00 AM



5 bucks! All I'd give them is a big hand, right across the chops!

4th Jun 2016, 7:58 PM edit delete reply

And here I thought you were a sweet gentle lady of a sensitive constitution.

5th Jun 2016, 7:53 PM edit delete reply

Why does she wear shoes of different color? :o

5th Jun 2016, 8:58 PM edit delete reply

That's just my experimental way of trying to creat some depth....but in a fun way, Amalockh1

6th Jun 2016, 5:51 AM edit delete reply

now I must know what happened in panel 5.. xD

7th Jun 2016, 3:52 PM edit delete reply

In panel five (which was too hard to draw ) the clouds parted as a great BOOM echoed across the land, then a mighty cry rang our "OLYM-PIA!!!" Zeus appeared on the mountain then hurled the mighty Hurcules toward earth on a lightening bolt. On the ground Hurclues lifted me up by the face, crushing my skull and rupturing my eye balls, and said, "You say not nice thing!" Then with his other hand tore out my sphincter then shoved in in my occular well. God is a vengeful God!

8th Jun 2016, 4:58 PM edit delete reply

Hmmm..god decided to fuck me with his plan...thank you god....may I have another?

7th Jun 2016, 9:35 PM edit delete reply

No Zap...God was merciful. ..gave you the gift of laughter...and bid you go forward into the world and make people laugh....yay god.

8th Jun 2016, 5:02 PM edit delete reply

I now ask Gawd..uh...I'll pick cure me now...Hmmmm..nothing...ok..I now ask Allah to cure me(I've grown a massive beard and bought a prayer rug)...still nothing. It's like humans made up Gawds..NOOO! Couldn't I'm in an American native's(not Indian...the stupid fucks who first arrived here thought they were in India)sweat lodge..I've smoked peyote...but wait...why do I need a drug to experience a Gawd? ~~For my next novel...Sterling Hayden...

9th Jun 2016, 6:26 PM edit delete reply

The loooooooonnnnggggg goodbye!

10th Jun 2016, 5:34 AM edit delete reply

I think God fucked us all with his plan, Zap....unless the majority of humanity throughout time should be greatful for the miserable lives they are born into. Into an uncaring, deterministic universe without meaning where we watch our loved ones die then slowly degrade into living mush until we die miserably too. A life devoid of free will, enslaved to our genes and the .oo1%. Maybe its all a joke. Certainly is off to read Albert Camus.

10th Jun 2016, 5:43 AM edit delete reply

"It does?"

Best line i've read in ages.

Instead of doing the "Hail Satan" bit, we used to set up quick ceremonies when we saw them coming up the street, and then invite them in to participate.
No takers.

28th May 2021, 4:46 PM edit delete reply

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