The Francis Cartoons - In Which Francis Consumes the News

The Francis Cartoons

Comic 44 - In Which Francis Consumes the News

In Which Francis Consumes the News
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1st Jul 2021, 9:00 AM

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Francis is certainly into stylish wallpaper and tile. The tile in panel 2 is the latest craze in all of the house flipping shows I watch. ~~I find that after reading the paper,watching national news and seeing various news items on the web that a bottle of Zoloft and 2 electro shock treatments brightens my day....

28th May 2016, 4:12 PM edit delete reply

Zoloft with two electro shocks....sounds like a good martini...let's call it "The Zap"

29th May 2016, 12:32 AM edit delete reply

...well they're better than the oversize white ones I see in so many U.K. shows, that make the place look like a cross between a 19th century hospital and a butcher's. ... ....really, I should get a life, eh? Bit late now B-)

29th May 2016, 12:51 AM edit delete reply

"I need a Holiday. Somewhere nice and warm to stick my head in the sand"

I can relate...

28th May 2016, 5:20 PM edit delete reply

I never expose my Ehad...children may be present..(just joking)

28th May 2016, 6:43 PM edit delete reply

Though I think it's in the Babble..Ehad..a special head covering...when facing southeast ..but northwest during leap years...yeah..I'm almost certain...

28th May 2016, 7:16 PM edit delete reply

Do you mean the Holly Babble of Jebus Penne the Flying Spaghetti Monster...he's a loving, though vengeful God, Zap....beware.

29th May 2016, 12:37 AM edit delete reply

And the good thing,Amalockh1, is that under the sand the ground is moist and cooland all one hears is the pounding of the surf above one's ears.

29th May 2016, 12:35 AM edit delete reply

..um...that may actually be the pounding of blood, through haemorrhoids, in this particular scenario !

29th May 2016, 12:53 AM edit delete reply

LOL I know, Bear, but I didn't want poor Amalockh1 to know that. From reading his excellent comic I'm afraid he has enough horrific imagery in his head already.

29th May 2016, 2:45 AM edit delete reply

Was Francis' head buried in the sand before or after that woman sat down?

28th May 2016, 8:59 PM edit delete reply

Before, Mo! His ass was clearly visible to anyone who cared to pay attention to the world around them.

29th May 2016, 12:38 AM edit delete reply

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