The Francis Cartoons - The Florence Files Pt. 2

The Francis Cartoons

Comic 74 - The Florence Files Pt. 2

The Florence Files Pt. 2
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14th Sep 2020, 9:28 PM
I hope you like "Happy"

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It sounds terrible indeed. But from that comes bacon and when you have bacon in your mouth you enter another dimension known as 'happy'.

3rd Sep 2020, 11:32 PM edit delete reply

Bacon is the happy happy ending to the whole entire story...oops. Spoilers!

4th Sep 2020, 3:37 PM edit delete reply

We all have humble beginnings... ejected from a dark, moist, smelly cave in a burst of gooey chunky after birth... but then, later, we grow up to be sophisticated humans.
Maybe it would be better if computers hatched us inside test tubes and artificial wombs?
Certainly cleaner... I think?

4th Sep 2020, 1:18 AM edit delete reply

Stop it Chris-tar, you're turning me on.

4th Sep 2020, 3:38 PM edit delete reply

I think the modern problem with food is you don't know things like the animal welfare. I've seen similar stuff along the lines of don't buy cheap Danish bacon because the pigs are kept in these sorts of conditions.

But people are typically price sensitive and the supermarkets push for lower prices. If only bacon grew on trees!

4th Sep 2020, 12:08 PM edit delete reply

There IS an inferior version of bacon that DOES grow on a tree...well a vine...SOY BACON!

4th Sep 2020, 3:39 PM edit delete reply

There’s a product over here with the wonderful name facon. Not tried it, but Do love the name

4th Sep 2020, 9:06 PM edit delete reply

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